GAH Meme 1

This is going here because I'm sure everyone in my main account are sick of GAH stuff coming up in there inboxes.  Expecially since all my GAH stuff is on this account.

Rules:

1. Put seven of your favorite OC's here
2. Don't look at teh questions, you cheetahs! D8<
3. Answer mah questions! >B3

Usual Order:

1 – Hitake
2 – Shizu
3 – Maro
4 – Yuki
5 – Kaoru
6 – Jun
7 – Keko


1. Imagine 2, 3, and 5 are at a movie. What would 5 do if the movie sucked?
Maro: So, did you like the movie?
Kaoru: ......
Shizu: She's probably too scarred from the sex scenes.  
Maro: What's wrong with sex scenes?  That's what made the movie awesome!
Shizu: What is it with you earthling guys and your sexual cravings...


2. Imagine 3, 7, 1 are at 4's wedding. What would 7 shout out?
Keko: Way to go, Nii-sama!
Hitake: Who'd ever thought Yuki'd get married?
Maro: Yeah... but why is she in a tux?
Keko and Hitake: .......


3. Imagine if 4, 6, 2 and 7 are in a band. Who would argue about being the guitarist?
Maro: I'm the guitarist because I say so!
Jun: Please, you wouldn't know the difference between a formata and a tie.
Maro: What the hell do I need to be formal for?  And what does a tie have to do with music?
Keko: Oh boy...
Yuki: What the hell's a guitar?

4. 4 invites 6 to a bar, which one of them gets drunk first?
Jun: I shink i shuld shtop naoh....
Yuki: What's up with your voice? You okay?
Jun: Peashy -hiccup- jusht peashy... -passes out-


5. 1, 2, and 4 ate a llama! What does 2 do?
Yuki: You're kidding, right?
Shizu: This is disgusting.
Hitake: Actually, this ain't half bad.
Yuki and Shizu: 0.o


6. 4 turned into a frog, who would kiss him/her?
Maro: Come here, Yuki! <3
Yuki: Uh, no thanks, I'll take my chances as a frog...


7. Random question: Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
Hitake: Not anymore.
Maro: That's for kids!
Jun: Who in their right mind would worship a rabbit that litters your yard with eggs?
Keko: -falls over laughing at Jun's comment-
Shizu, Yuki, and Kaoru: What's an Easter Bunny?


8. 3, 5 and 7 all sleep in the same bed. Which two instantly cuddle up?
Maro: Stuck between two women... I'm in heaven!
Kaoru: Uh....
Keko: Maro, I like you as a friend, but hug me and I'll put a curse on you.
Maro: ..... -hides under the blanket-


9. 1-5 Go on a trip to Hawaii. What do they do there, and what do 6 and 7 do at home?

Maro: It's a volleyball.  You hit it over the net, and then I hit it, and we keep doing that until the ball hits the ground.  Got it?
Yuki: Yeah, but what's the point?
Maro: To win of course! Don't worry, I'll go easy on you?
--
Shizu: Nothing like tanning on the beach
-Yuki hits the volleyball and it lands on her face-
Shizu: OWW!!! What the hell?!
Maro: I'm sorry! Are you hurt! Here, let me give you mouth-to-mouth!
Shizu: Eww, get away from me you perve!
Yuki: -sweatdrops- Maro, stop raping Shizu please.
--
Hitake: Kaoru, what flavor ice cream do you want?
Kaoru: Ice cream?
Hitake: Oh, it's a frozen dessert.
Kaoru: I don't know... can I share yours?
Hitake: Uh... -turns red- you can have it...
Kaoru: Really? Thanks!
(NOTE: Hitake's blushing due to the fact that Kaoru licking his ice cream is the same thing as an indirect kiss)

--MEANWHILE ON THE SHIP--

Jun: Got any sevens?
Keko: Go fish.
Jun: -flips the table- I HATE THIS F***IN GAME!!!
Keko: .... -sweatdrops- I knew I should've gone to Hawaii.


10. Everyone goes to a fireworks show. Explain what they all do.
Maro: -in a yukata- God, I haven't seen fireworks in forever!
Hitake: Big deal.  I could make fireworks and set them off from the ship.
Shizu: I hate loud noises!  Why am I even here?!
Yuki and Kaoru: -mesmorized by the colors-
Jun: I'd love to blow someone up with a firework right about now.
Keko: Can I help?
Jun: Sure, why not?